...But I was not always this glamorous.

Here I am at 10, dressed as a drag king. (I was just a tad confused.) Can you see the Star Trek insignia on my T-shirt!

Understandably, my grammar school years crept slowly by. But I didn't let my plight stop me from dreaming! Every night I would come home, and put on my Broadway original cast albums. I dreamed of becoming the next Annie...of course I would be the only Annie with tits! For I had developed early. I wore a training bra at 9 and had my period at 10! (Don't worry, I cut the visual aids for this section.) I was mortified.

Then something happened. I hit puberty, and I found out that tits and ass came in handy! I no longer wanted to play Annie. Now I dreamed of playing Evita! But those were still my pre-Raven days. My name was still Rebecca, and I usually sat alone in my room, listening to show tunes, and wondering if I would always be a virgin.